Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Why do we need to pay money for stuff? Because most stores have security cameras. ♥ How does the moon stay in the sky? A combination of gravity, centrifugal force and peer pressure. ♥ Why do people die? Mostly to avoid paying off their student loans. ♥ Why do I have to eat my vegetables? […]
Read More More Questions My Children Asked Me“Daddy, where do babies come from?” – “Mostly China and India… but, I hear Indonesia is catching up” “What does my penis do?” – “Your penis functions as a de facto brain from your thirteenth birthday until you are forty” “Daddy, why is the sky blue?” – “Really? You see blue? I see it as […]
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