Planning for your Retirement

Nothing beats an IRA or, as I call it, “Charlie’s Impulse-Spending Fund”… Δ Retirement is much cheaper if you live with one of your kids. Choose the one who paused the least when you asked if you could live with him… Δ In warmer climates, nothing beats living in a refrigerator box. Δ There are […]

Recycling Tips

Flatten cardboard boxes before recycling. Before flattening remove all homeless people living inside. A compost heap is a great way to stink up your backyard and still feel smug about it. If you break up with him in the right way, an ex-boyfriend can be recycled into a furniture mover or cash machine. Putting your […]