Body Parts I’d Like Plastic Surgeonated

Nose: How best to describe my nose? It looks as if someone added a nose to my face and the next worker on the assembly line wasn’t looking and put another one there. It’s not an especially long nose, nor is it very broad; however, it is denser than high carbon steel. My nose is […]

Why a Hunchback is No Slouch

[I’ll be frank here: I’ve got a mild hunch to my back that make me look like a question mark talking to a period. I always look as if I’m going to challenge whoever I’m talking to to a wrestling match. But, there are also benefits to having a hunchback. And, they are:] If some […]