[I’ll be frank here: I’ve got a mild hunch to my back that make me look like a question mark talking to a period. I always look as if I’m going to challenge whoever I’m talking to to a wrestling match. But, there are also benefits to having a hunchback. And, they are:]
If some nut indiscriminately fires into a crowd of people you are part of, you have already “pre-ducked”.
If you ever manage to twist your head one hundred and eighty degrees, you have a place to rest your chin.
Victor Hugo fans will often buy you drinks.
Some people “settle” for buying irregular shirts… you rely on them.
Directors will line up to cast you in horror movies just as soon as the 1940s come back around.
No one ever admonishes you for acting “cocky”.
When your son rides on your shoulders, he can double up with one of his friends and maybe a cooler full of juice boxes.
You can appear on Sesame Street as the letter ‘C’; or, on Greek Sesame Street as a capital gamma.
If you decide to take up dance, as least you know you can’t look any more ridiculous than Bob Fosse.
You can confound body-language experts…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I watched Bob Fosse dancing 🙂 but pre-ducked is the winner!
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Well, this on was another challenge to myself. Title first, content afterwards. And, pre-ducked was the first one I came up with.
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Like a writing prompt, sometimes what comes first to the mind is the best, but we tend to reject these firsts in the hope of bettering ourselves.
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Pre ducked. Perfect proof you’re just differently abled. Probably be best placed to see where the gun cases have been expelled too
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Also, to look for lose change that the fleeing crowd might have abandoned.
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You could play a bit part in the Exorcist????
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I did.
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I laughed out loud to “pre-ducked” 🙂
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Well, that was the first one I came up with. I hate starting with the best one…
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Free drinks yes, but you must slay it at Victor Hugo conventions…
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“The Bells! The Bells!”
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I am beginning to lean forward too…but now looking forward to potential film roles.
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When you notice guys all wearing fedoras, it will be time…
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LMAO!
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