Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I used to harshly judge people who lied to their children about where they came from; but, one day I thought about it: “Your dad and I drank too much alcohol and nine months later you came out of the same place that pee does” is not a scenario that inspires confidence in a six-year-old. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 