Sage Thinks, Man Blinks, Love Stinks

Hold tightly to the one you love. When they stop kicking, stash the body somewhere and find another victim. ♥ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. Being deeply loved by someone who has bad judgment gives you herpes. ♥ You need nothing more than to be […]

Ask a Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered Superintelligent Dog Pt 9

Dear Genetically-Modified Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog, I’m a perfectionist and my daughter has never lived up to my expectations. I heard that perfectionism is a very bad way to raise a child so I asked her if I had ruined her life. She shrugged and said, “Maybe some”… so I can’t even do THAT right. What […]