Sage Thinks, Man Blinks, Love Stinks

Loving God Enough to Love Ourselves #TuesdayMeditation -

Hold tightly to the one you love. When they stop kicking, stash the body somewhere and find another victim.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. Being deeply loved by someone who has bad judgment gives you herpes.

You need nothing more than to be loved because you can leverage that love to get whatever you want.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. If you only live to be thirty, I’ll just have to find a way to get over your death…

We loved with a love that was more than love. Sadly, she drove through the mountains in a car whose brakes were less than brakes…

If I know what love is, it is because of you. If I know what the capital of Paraguay is, it is because Ms. Johnson, my high school geography teacher.

I love you for all that you are, all that you have been and all that you’re yet to be… but, fart in bed one more time and I’m leaving you…

I loved you yesterday, I love you still. I always have, and I always will… When sex becomes difficult, I’ll take a pill.

My mind thinks of you the second I fall asleep and as soon as I wake up each morning… but, come eleven thirty, all I can think about is a bacon cheeseburger.

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love… but if that lump on your neck gets any bigger, I’d see a doctor…

The best proof of love is trust… the worst proof of love is a stabbing…

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own… in that way it is like managing a hotel or waiting tables…

11 thoughts on “Sage Thinks, Man Blinks, Love Stinks

      1. I’ve had a very exciting day Charles, a pop star answered my question in a Facebook concert, one of my best friends gave birth and I finished all the green in my tapestry, so GIVE ME A BREAK

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