Hold tightly to the one you love. When they stop kicking, stash the body somewhere and find another victim.
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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. Being deeply loved by someone who has bad judgment gives you herpes.
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You need nothing more than to be loved because you can leverage that love to get whatever you want.
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. If you only live to be thirty, I’ll just have to find a way to get over your death…
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We loved with a love that was more than love. Sadly, she drove through the mountains in a car whose brakes were less than brakes…
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If I know what love is, it is because of you. If I know what the capital of Paraguay is, it is because Ms. Johnson, my high school geography teacher.
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I love you for all that you are, all that you have been and all that you’re yet to be… but, fart in bed one more time and I’m leaving you…
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I loved you yesterday, I love you still. I always have, and I always will… When sex becomes difficult, I’ll take a pill.
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My mind thinks of you the second I fall asleep and as soon as I wake up each morning… but, come eleven thirty, all I can think about is a bacon cheeseburger.
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The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love… but if that lump on your neck gets any bigger, I’d see a doctor…
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The best proof of love is trust… the worst proof of love is a stabbing…
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Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own… in that way it is like managing a hotel or waiting tables…
Or being on Twitter 😃
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I’ve had a very exciting day Charles, a pop star answered my question in a Facebook concert, one of my best friends gave birth and I finished all the green in my tapestry, so GIVE ME A BREAK
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I hereby give Deb Whittam a break!
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Stabbing AND poisoning. Poisoning is definitely a bad proof of love.
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Sure… as if YOU’VE never poisoned someone because you loved them, Robyn…
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Hypothetically speaking, of course 🙂
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Bad judgement causes herpes? Okay, I’m never visiting Washington DC again…
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That’s probably sound…
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Great! I foresee a new line of Masercot greeting cards. The tagline could be, “When the person you love is…meh.”
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It could be a hit with millennials…
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