[Yes, I finally have over a thousand followers. If I seem emotional, it’s because seeing three or more zeros in a row makes me cry]
We can lay siege to any town of no more than ten thousand people.
I can use them as the cast and extras for a Ben Hur remake. George F., I hope your insurance is paid up, ’cause you’re playing the title role. Rivergirl will supply the groundhogs…
Not only could all one thousand and one of us be a “flash mob” but, I’m sure that one of you will be able to explain to me what a flash mob is…
I can start advertising on my site and, by my estimates, earn thirty-five cents a month.
We can all travel to Christchurch, New Zealand and go to Joanne’s house for PIZZA!
All thousand and one of us can jump up and down at the same time and move the Earth a little further out to reverse global warming.
All thousand and one of us can jump up and down at the same time and move the Earth a little closer to the Sun so, if we feel like it, we can chuck rocks at Venus.
We can Crowdfund an exorcism for Deb’s cat…
We can all go to a McDonalds and share a small order of fries.
Knowing I have a thousand people following me validates my paranoia…
Maybe one of those thousand people can explain to me why I only get sixty hits a day…
You can all become my unholy army of the night… or, if it is after six a. m., the day.
I was worried that, when I got to a thousand followers, it would just roll over to zero like an odometer on an old car…
I really do appreciate you folks reading my stuff. I’ve interacted with a lot of interesting people here. And, by “interesting” I mean bat-crap crazy…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
My cat does not require an exorcism. 🙄
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That’s for Vatican guidelines to decide, Deb!
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I like the idea of us all jumping at the same time. I mean, my family will have no idea why I am smiling like a loon and jumping – but I”LL know. So, I’m in!
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Towards the Sun or away from, Robyn?
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I’m going to need a bigger oven…
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And, I and my followers will need more patience…
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Ben Hur with woodchuck chariots. Destined to be a classic… I’m in!
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George hasn’t responded, yet…
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Ha, I like the paranoia one! And don’t knock the 35 cents. That’s adds up to over 4 dollars in a year. I still get tickled at this teaching product I made and placed on an online platform for sale. Five years later, and I’m still getting emails saying I’ve sold a product for a dollar, twenty-five (like, once a month).
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It’s like boxing. Thousands will box, two or three will make a living at it…
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Sad, but true… Still, it’s fun, though
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My dad was a boxer. After meeting some of the veteran boxers at the gym, my mom made him quit. But, when I told another kid that my dad could beat up their dad, I was probably right…
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Yes, but Humor is bloodier.
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As with boxing, a good joke WILL get you punched in the nose…
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George F., I hope your insurance is paid up, ’cause you’re playing the title role. I’m honored. And, changing the orbit of the Earth may be the ultimate answer.
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It is… I think my changing the Earth’s orbit idea came originally from an episode of Super Chicken where someone was mailing elephants to specific locations.
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How about laying siege to the White House if Trump ‘wins’ the election?
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A comment about THAT is why I just got kicked off of Youtube…
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about earning… you are right lol and WP doesn’t pay until the ads bring you 100 bucks.
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And, yet… people keep trying…
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Yep… I did 🙂 it was long ago. I survived until it was 40 bucks. I never got them 🙂
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Well, you’re a published writer…
I should know. I own two of your books.
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Congratulations! If 1000 followers are laughing as hard as I am, this world should be a little healthier for it, and that’s not bad. 🙂
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THAT I really appreciate. Thank you!
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Congratulations! That’s a lot of laughs, snickers, snorts, hee-haws, and “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”s
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Thank you for your congratulations and your homespun turns of phrase, Jack.
I’ve enjoyed your many magic acts, magic books and vocalists over the last few years!
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CONGRATS!!
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Thanks… I’m not sure all of these followers are alive anymore but it’s still a nice threshold to cross…
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You may be on to something there—I have 300-something followers, but it sure doesn’t seem like it.
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I never expect more than five percent of my “followers” to read me at any one time…
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