Thoughts on Canadian Foods

Poutine: French fries, cheese curds, gravy… kind of like that random list of words that Donald Trump had to memorize to prove he didn’t have dementia. Ever been to a McDonalds, bought some fries and thought to yourself, “this would be a lot better with some cottage cheese on it” Tourtiere: In most countries, when […]

Still More Medical Advice From a Terse Llama

Dear Terse Llama, I was drunk at a pancake restaurant, last night; and, this morning, I woke up with the mother of all headaches. Also, I noticed a sticky viscous substance that seemed to be coming from my ears and was matted in my hair. I cannot go to the emergency room because of what […]