I Was Disappointed…

[Who gets to enjoy my pointless random writing exercises? You do!] I was disappointed with the weather in Lubbock because I wanted to see a tornado; but, whenever there was a tornado, there was also a storm so I could never go outside and see it… ◙ I was disappointed that Gone with the Wind […]

I am Hunter!

I’m a hunter. You know… aim, shoot, aim, shoot, aim, shoot, sorry about your car. Every weekend, I go out into the woods and kill any animals that I’m legally allowed to, plus any poorly-tended livestock I come across. I AM A SPORTSMAN. My ball is the bullet; my arena, the forest; and, my opponent […]

Why I Think I Could Beat Mike Tyson

Because I’m delusional. Tyson is a short man. My longer arms would confuse him. While he was confused, I could shoot him. Years of celebrity, luxury and punching tigers to death have made him soft. Mike Tyson might hit pretty hard but I hurt my foot once and still managed to call for help. So, […]