Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
A lot of people think that daylight savings time was created to keep farmers happy; but, that is a myth because farmers are incapable of happiness. Ѳ Time slows next to heavy objects so, if you marry a guy fat enough, you could live almost forever. Ѳ Julius Caesar called upon Greek astronomer Sosigenes to […]
Read More Facts About Time That Are Yours, Mine and Hours[Experimental piece] If time healed all wounds, pharmaceutical companies would’ve already trademarked it. And, given it a cool name like Tempusall. ♪ If time healed all wounds, legislators would find a way to tax it. ♪ If time healed all wounds, some Italian corporation would invent “Deluxe Time” which would cost more than regular time […]
Read More If Time Healed All WoundsThanks to Daylight Savings Time, the United States has, in reserve, eleven years of daylight saved up. If the sun should go out, we, as a nation, are set! Benjamin Franklin first put forward the idea of Daylight Savings Time in a satirical essay; on the other hand, he flew kites in thunderstorms so no […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 