Other Stuff that I Want

A seeing-eye hot blonde. A set of fine china with images of half-eaten food painted on them. A mockingbird and an ultrasensitive cat Mood toilet paper A nice set of chef’s knives and a nice chef to go with them A lace and silk handkerchief because I’ve always wanted to start an illegal street race […]

Ask a Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog, Part ?

Dear Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog, Can you play dead? And, are you a good dog? Who’s a good dog? WHO’S a good DOG? Enthusiastic in Jasto Dear Jasto, Good and evil are subjective constructs; however, I did fake my death in Cancun seven years ago for the insurance money. Dear Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog, I […]

Dr. Seuss in the Time of Covid 19

[I was talking to James in his comment section and this came up… Thanks!] The Cat in the Hat Stays Home Horton Hears a Who from a Safe Distance I Had Trouble Getting to Salla-Salloo Because They Cancelled All Unnecessary Air Travel Hop on Pop: Emergency CPR Techniques for Children The Butter/Water/Toilet Paper Battle Book […]