Truck Stops Part 2: Fine Dining

Every truck stop has a “secret menu” of foods that you have to ask for. My favorite? “The Safe-to-eat Fish”. If a truck stop has a huge sign that is at least a hundred feet above the ground, it is probably a clean and well-run establishment. This is moot, however, because, once you get onto […]

Truck Stops, Part One: Bathrooms!

Voiding in a truck stop bathroom is a great way to find out whether or not you can hold your breath for the duration of a bowel movement… If you are going to put a woman’s phone number on the wall, remember to include the area code and if she is actually a woman. Nothing […]