She Told Me (an Exercise)

She told me that I ruined her for other men… well, she actually told me that I ruined men in general for her. She told me that she didn’t hate me one iota; but, then I found out that she hated iotas. She told me that my voice was like honey in her ears in […]

Looking Out for Number One

[Someday, someone will ask for your urine. Assuming that person is a medical professional, I think I can talk you through it. Don’t make these mistakes when providing a urine specimen:] Do not try to fill up all the bottles. Do not add sugar or non-dairy creamer to the sample. If this is for a […]