To My Twitter Political Debate Opponents

Your side wants the death penalty; my side wants it abolished. Change the law so that, instead of being executed, criminals are just really badly beaten. Yes, I know you said you had sex with my mother for a dollar; but, my mother is in her seventies and doesn’t need the money (unless she’s been […]

My Love for Vegetarians Knows No Bounds

Vegetarianism can be traced back to Pythagoras, who only ate bread, veggies and a little honey. It didn’t catch on because people weren’t aware of the strong link between being a mathematician and being a nutritional scientist. Vegetarianism can also lead to weight-loss, which might be some comfort considering that you will no longer be […]