To My Twitter Political Debate Opponents

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Your side wants the death penalty; my side wants it abolished. Change the law so that, instead of being executed, criminals are just really badly beaten.

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Yes, I know you said you had sex with my mother for a dollar; but, my mother is in her seventies and doesn’t need the money (unless she’s been lying to me). Odds are, you went to the wrong house.

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I don’t hate America and I doubt you hate it either. You say it because you’ve been conditioned to think that about your political enemies. I say it to piss you off.

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Don’t assume that, because I agree with a politicians remarks, that I want to have gay sex with him. But, don’t rule it out, either.

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Telling me that the poor are lazy for not taking whatever job they can find and then telling me that I’m so stupid, I must work at McDonalds is more than a little contradictory.

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Agree to disagree. If you cannot even agree to that, I’d count that as a success…

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Jon Stewart said “I disagree with you but I’m pretty sure you’re not Hitler”. Donald Trump replied, “Challenge accepted”

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Debating politics on Twitter is like screaming directly into the stupidest pillow in your house.

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It’s true! If you read Das Kapital, near the end, you’ll see that anyone who doubts that there is a pizza parlor in Washington, D.C. that sells children to the Clintons IS, in fact, a Marxist.

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No. I don’t drink soy milk; I’m not a vegetarian; and, I’m not a snowflake. Your speculation about me wearing a diaper I’ll chalk up to a lucky guess.  But, it’s more for comfort than anything else…

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