More From My Bucket List

[Everyone has things that they want to do before they die.  Some people want to see things.  Some people want to do things.  And, some want to see people do things.  Here are some items from my own bucket list:] I’d like to have a menage a trois with two penguin researchers. I want to […]

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Why Kung-fu Movies are Better than Sex

On average, kung-fu movies last about eighty minutes; sex, in my experience, lasts about eighty seconds… two minutes if I think about baseball… forty-five seconds, if I think about women’s softball… In kung-fu movies, the martial artists pretend to be various animals to make themselves more unbeatable; but, ask your partner to pretend to be […]

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My Only Regrets

[No one wants the die with regrets; but, that’s probably because no one wants to die in the first place.  If I had any regrets, they would be the following:] I regret that I was not there for my two, or is it three (?), children * I regret that I’ve never bent anyone to […]

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