Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Exercise more – It’s little things that provide us with more muscle tone and aerobic exercise; for example, buy heavier snacks, listen to music with faster tempos… or, an easy one, try TYPING MORE IN UPPER CASE. ▼ Lose weight – We all gain weight over the holidays and folks like me don’t even wait […]
Read More New Year’s ResolutionsHarvest tips from the other tables until you get enough to pay for the meal, a decent tip and maybe a movie. ☻ Tell the manager that, if he lets you leave without paying, you’ll recommend his establishment to all of your friends, who will probably also show up without their wallets. ☻ The Philosopher’s […]
Read More Finished Meal? Forgot Wallet?Why was Christmas moved to winter solstice, the bleakest day of the year? If you want to be sure a holiday will last, try it in the worst possible time-slot. ♣ It’s a Wonderful Life is NOT the best Christmas movie. It’s message is, “When the going gets tough, attempt suicide; then, all your friends […]
Read More Christmas Facts and FraudsWebster’s Dictionary defines hero as “a person admired for achievements and noble qualities”. In other words, actors, sports figures or politicians because, as far as famous people go, that’s pretty much all we have except for serial killers and fashion designers; and, I doubt Yves Saint Laurant ever killed a chimera or took down the […]
Read More Heroes: A RantI thought my son was singing jazz scat in the next room but he was just falling down the stairs. ☺ Surgery should always be a last resort, but if your appendix is about to burst, you should page through all your other resorts as quickly as possible. ☺ Technically, is it still a “self-help […]
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