I’ve Got the Hots for Random Thoughts

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I thought my son was singing jazz scat in the next room but he was just falling down the stairs.

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Surgery should always be a last resort, but if your appendix is about to burst, you should page through all your other resorts as quickly as possible.

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Technically, is it still a “self-help book” if someone loaned it to you?

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I think that everyone needs a life-long enemy to keep you centered around a common theme and to put the rest of your life into perspective. That enemy, for me, has been television cooking show personality Jacque Pepin.

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Experts say that the holidays are the most likely time for suicide… specifically, during yet another performance of the Nutcracker ballet…

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An onion roll saved my life once; but, I won’t bore you with the details.

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I’d be the angriest man who ever lived if I’d ever lived.

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If you are listening to bossa nova versions of 1970’s classic rock tunes, it isn’t a sign that you’ve given up; but, it is a sign that you are ABOUT to give up.

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They call it a ripe old age because, by the time you get there, you are out of your tree.

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No one likes a know-it-all; but, if everyone hates you already, have at it.

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