I thought my son was singing jazz scat in the next room but he was just falling down the stairs.
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Surgery should always be a last resort, but if your appendix is about to burst, you should page through all your other resorts as quickly as possible.
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Technically, is it still a “self-help book” if someone loaned it to you?
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I think that everyone needs a life-long enemy to keep you centered around a common theme and to put the rest of your life into perspective. That enemy, for me, has been television cooking show personality Jacque Pepin.
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Experts say that the holidays are the most likely time for suicide… specifically, during yet another performance of the Nutcracker ballet…
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An onion roll saved my life once; but, I won’t bore you with the details.
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I’d be the angriest man who ever lived if I’d ever lived.
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If you are listening to bossa nova versions of 1970’s classic rock tunes, it isn’t a sign that you’ve given up; but, it is a sign that you are ABOUT to give up.
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They call it a ripe old age because, by the time you get there, you are out of your tree.
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No one likes a know-it-all; but, if everyone hates you already, have at it.
I’m listening to Van Morrison’s Chopping Wood … is there any hope for me?
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I do so want to say “yes”, Deb…
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My cup is overflowing 😁
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How’s the temperature, today?
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I’m a know-it-all, hence why I’m so popular…
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I was already aware of that, Joanne.
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Well yes I knew that you knew that
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The point goes to Joanne!
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I just had a birthday and am rapidly approaching ripe. It’s not a pleasant process…
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I’ve been accused of being “ripe” but they weren’t talking about my age…
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Which is another blog entirely…
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I have a life-long enemy…my wife!
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Your life-long enemy in the same house? Now, THAT’S convenience!
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LOL! Certainly didn’t start out that way…but I can’t shake her now…good thing is, my psycho is a gourmet cook!
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Good food makes the beatings go down easier…
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