I felt bad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet and I said to myself, “Hey, he might have some shoes he’s not using”…
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Iron bars do not a prison make but they work better than anything you can make with bread sticks and glue.
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The apple does not fall far from the tree; but, if the apple gets pulled over for speeding, while driving on the sidewalk with Vicodin on his passenger seat, the tree isn’t going to get up at two in the morning to bail that apple out…
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God helps those who help themselves but sometimes store security catches them, anyway.
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Appearances can be deceiving, but if it has horns and weighs eight hundred pounds and wants to pretend to be an angry bull, you should probably humor it.
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It is more blessed to give than to receive but if you are running a for-profit business, you should probably move away from the blessedness business-model.
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Do not cut off your nose to spite your face when there are so many other good reasons for cutting off your nose.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, while a machine-gun made out of typewriters is mightier than both.
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Two wrongs don’t make a right but they might make two middle-aged men fist fight in a mall parking lot.
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The early bird catches the worm, so always aspire to be the late worm…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I live this one Charles, you’re my idol 😃
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Hey! Someone I know has a contest on writing about idols!
How are you doing, Deb?
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Hot, I’m hot Charles 😒
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What’s the temperature, today?
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lol maybe we should organise an expedition – to find the feet or shoes of that man…
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I never understood what was so great about shoes in the first place…
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nooooo 😂 hahaha
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I never particularly wanted to eat worms, so I ensure to sleep in every morning.
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That’s smart because, although they are high in protein, they wriggle and jiggle and wiggle inside ya!
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And who wants that?
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Early birds… we established that, Joanne…
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I have always humored angry 800lb bulls, which is probably why I just celebrated another birthday.
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It’s the necks that get you. Even a cow can knock you over a fence with its head…
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I just now began to think of all the things the tree isn’t going to do for dumb apple choices. Honestly, this whole list made me laugh 🙂 Great way to start another week!
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Thanks, Robyn. I’m thinking of taking the next two weeks off to recharge. I’m always afraid all my readers will run away if I do…
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From my experience, they don’t. I haven’t been writing as much lately, but when I do my peeps are there. We will still be here for you too. Take a break and recharge. We will be here when you come back.
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Thanks, Robyn… and I DO notice when your posts are few and far between…
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