Signs You Might be Having Too Much Casual Sex

You have repetitive stress disorder in your hips. You spend forty-five minutes awkwardly talking to someone in the dark who turns out to be your pants and a towel and you wonder who you had sex with. You won’t put your address on a job application because you don’t want any emotional blow-back if things […]

Things that are Hard for Me to Hear

I probably COULDN’T take out an armed band of international terrorists using only my wits and karate skills. I may outlive my sex drive by twenty or thirty years. The world is NOT a better place for my mere presence in it. Even though I am godfather to one of my nieces, I still […]

A Pretty Girl is Like Melody

[Another challenge from ISCRIBLR. The word is “melody”, which I misread to “malady” and produced a light opera on the subject. You’ll have to be satisfied with this:] To say that Melody was a pretty girl was an understatement; however, to say she was a very pretty girl was an overstatement. Her attractiveness was in […]

Is Salma Hayek a Werebear?

[In my effort to bring you hard hitting articles on conspiracies that hide just beneath the surface of our lives, I bring you this one: Does Salma Hayek turn into a brown bear when the moon is full? Truth is stranger than fiction] Salma Hayek is five foot two; but, when she stands on her […]

A Political Poem

Expectations . When George Bush created NAFTA We eagerly anticipated what might come afta . When Bill Clinton attended an economic summit we were sure that some good might come from it . And, when Obama met with leaders of other nations the possibilities were only bounded by our imaginations . But, when […]