Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
First, it was fluoridation in the 1960’s that threatened to turn us all into communists and was known to have turned at least four Americans into Devo. Then, it was mandatory seat belts that threatened to turn men into wimps and women into some ungodly female Devo. Now, it is vitamin-fortified flour. It is REAL. […]
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Read More The Son of Hercules vs the Terror of Random Thoughts[Another challenge from iscriblr on the topic of vision] There are none so blind as those who will not see; but don’t worry, they are still okay to drive… Helen Keller once said that the most pathetic thing in the world was a person with sight but no vision. She was a mean drunk. I […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 