[Another challenge by Iscriblr… Freedom of Expression… who SHOULDN’T have it]
People who say, “It’s a dry heat”
Any movie director still making experimental films after ten years. If you cannot prove your hypothesis by then, just give up and make a charming romance with Meg Ryan and Matthew Broderick.
Anyone who starts a sentence with, “I’m not a racist, but…”
Folks who write pornographic fan fiction based on any cartoon series.
Country western bands who sing about loving America but then trash half the people who live here.
All country western bands, just to be safe.
Any dancer who studied under someone who studied under Martha Graham.
Any writer who writes books based on a character created by a much better writer and who puts the better writer’s name in big letters on the cover so that we spend half the book thinking how awful the better writer has gotten before we check the cover and throw the book across the room.
Folks who write pornographic fan-fiction based on Martha Graham or Amy Lee.
People who write “LOL” when they didn’t laugh aloud…