Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Vampire Circus: Another Hammer Studios vampire film but extra bleak because it was set in Serbia… a place so terrifying you don’t even really NEED vampires. But, without vampire clowns, the vampire circus is just a bunch of FREAKS jumping around in leotards, biting each other with abandon. This movie was shot in six weeks. […]
Read More Bad Movie Names for Bad MoviesI was watching a show on Netflix called, “Drink Masters” where a dozen bartenders compete for a large cash prize and the coveted title of “Best Bartender Out of the Twelve We Chose to Compete in this”. I couldn’t help feeling, as I watched this program, that I’ve been away for a long time. There […]
Read More Drink Masters: A RantMy life would’ve been just a little bit better if no one had ever explained to me what a “cock ring” was. ☼ I get tired of being treated like I’m crazy. My family does it, my friends do it… even the tiny hippopotamus god that lives in my truck. ☼ I’ll never understand women… […]
Read More Random Thoughts about Me Me Me[Taken from Google Answers] Will potato bugs bite you? Yes, but only in cases where they are provoked or in which you look a lot like a potato. ◙ How long will a cricket live in my house? Until you stop buying the juice that it likes. ◙ Do crickets feel pain? Not really. So […]
Read More Q and A on Entomology (Mostly Crickets)Under the skin we are all brothers, but flags make me your enemy… well, flags and your disgusting food and your RIDICULOUS language. ♦ Flying a flag at half-mast indicates a death… often the death of the guy whose job it was to hoist the flag to the top of the pole. ♦ I pledged […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 