My life would’ve been just a little bit better if no one had ever explained to me what a “cock ring” was.
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I get tired of being treated like I’m crazy. My family does it, my friends do it… even the tiny hippopotamus god that lives in my truck.
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I’ll never understand women… especially the ones who only speak Italian.
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I have no empathy and I feel really bad for people who do.
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My bucket list is complete and perfect. All other bucket lists pail by comparison.
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If my doctor told me that I was dying and had only two weeks to live, the one thing I’d want to see before I died would be a BETTER DOCTOR.
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My most annoying characteristic is my habit of always second-guessing myself. Well, maybe not my MOST annoying characteristic…
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As a rule, you have to be an anarchist at least once in your life.
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Sometimes a friendly little pat on the behind is just the thing to give you incentive to strive; but, I still think my bus driver crossed a line…
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I get kind of tired of people making empty threats and, if it doesn’t stop, I will destroy the universe.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
“ My life would’ve been just a little bit better if no one had ever explained to me what a “cock ring” was.”
How do you know it would have been better? Was it a major turning point?
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I think a part of my soul died…
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Hmm. Were you a kid?
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And I’d like to see you destroy the universe C, or would I?
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I’ll start by destroying Neptune because that planet really gets on my nerves!
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I thought Saturn, cos it just so uppitty
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If they like it, they should put a ring on it, eh Deb?
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😂
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Yours was the first blog I read this morning. At 6:04 am. Waking up to a mental image of you with a cock ring is not how I wanted to start my day….
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Being a mental image with a cock ring was not how I wanted to start my day…
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It’s not easy being human. Who defines “perv” anyway?
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The Oxford English Dictionary, as a matter of fact…
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I always thought it was the Catholics…
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Well, yes… Venial Pervs, at least.
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“ABOUT ME ME ME” — you’re wasting your time. Trump cornered the ME ME ME market long ago. The only question would be, Would he bother to sue you for whatever if he got wind of this post. Anyway, you can count on me not to blow your cover.
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After the midterms, I think Trump will be losing a few powerful friends…
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