Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Because someone imposing their will on me makes it obvious that I have no will of my own. ֎ I don’t take crap from anyone because I’m a man’s man, a dog’s dog and, if I’m really high, I make a pretty convincing lizard. ֎ I need to give off an aura of strength so […]
Read More Why I Don’t Take Crap from AnyoneHarrisville is home to America’s oldest dime store, Berdine’s Five and Dime, where nothing costs more than a dime; sadly, the only currency they’ll accept is America’s oldest dime. ֎ West Virginia holds the record for having the most towns named after cities in other countries, such as Athens, Cairo, Geneva and Shanghai; so, if […]
Read More West Virginia, Mountain Momma FactsI noticed, to my great surprise, that I recently recorded three 1960’s Italian science fiction movies; this would’ve hardly been surprising if I liked 1960’s Italian science fiction films or could remember more than five minutes ago; but, I prefer my science fiction without a bossa nova sound track. And, there’s the slapping. For some […]
Read More A Covid RantDear Completely Different Llama, I’m concerned about my diet. You see, I lost my job when it burned down and then ran away, so my income is a little light; in fact, I am earning just enough to pay for the bus fare to the liquor store where I cash my unemployment check. I don’t […]
Read More A Completely Different Llama Gives Dieting Advice[Most questions taken from Google results] Q. What is the deepest fish in the ocean? A. Physically, the deepest fish ever caught was Abyssobrotula galatheae, at a depth of over five miles. Philosophically, the deepest fish was an unnamed haddock off the coast of Chile who wrote a five volume work on the metaphysics of […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 