Daylight Savings Time: A Rant

The worst part of daylight savings time is hearing my son complain about daylight savings time… For those of you not in the know, daylight savings time is when we, in the United States, move our clocks forward an hour and live under the collective delusion that what was seven o’clock is now eight o’clock. […]

Why I Had a Tiger Prepare My Taxes

Tigers are solitary creatures so it is unlikely he’ll be sharing my personal information with any of his friends. ♠ Human tax preparation can charge as much as three hundred dollars; whereas, a tiger can be paid in goat carcasses. ♠ No matter how poorly a human prepares your taxes, it is illegal to shoot […]

The Life of Mortimer the Great

When people ask me who my favorite magician was, I might answer sarcastically, “Harry Blackstone Jr”; or, if I was being sincere, I’d have to answer, “Mortimer the Great”. Many have called him “the man who revolutionized magic”; others have referred to him as “the greatest magician of all time”; a few have referred to […]

Meteorologist’s Lament

As a weather man I try to do the best I can but there are so many variables I end up doing terriable like, low pressure systems I’ve often just missed ’em and I never seem to be able to predict the jet stream Take into account a warm air mass? That’s a hard pass. […]