Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Our love grew more each day. Each business day… then, at midnight Friday, our love dropped sharply off until midnight Sunday. I remember one Sunday morning waking up to find that she’d tattooed two eyes on my forehead. This drove my dog crazy because she didn’t know where to look when I talked to her. […]
Read More Love and AnnFirst, know what relaxes you. This is a message from the Massachusetts Institute for the Bleeding Obvious. ♠ Remember: You can develop a dependency on tranquilizers, so if you start using them, be sure you have a hefty supply to feed your inevitable addiction. ♠ Sometimes, relaxation is simply a matter of going to your […]
Read More How to relaxA violin is essentially a tiny guitar that you scrape. ☻ Holding a violin under your chin feels like when you are trying to take five oranges to the refrigerator and you don’t want to make two trips. ☻ Or, maybe more like a musical goiter. ☻ We only have violins due to the efforts […]
Read More Why I Hate the Violin[Deb made this request… blame her!] The venom of a blue-ringed octopus can paralyze an adult human in just a couple of minutes. So, if you have doubts about your humanity or age, get bitten by a blue-ringed octopus and see what happens. ☼ An octopus will grab a coconut shell and set it up […]
Read More Facts about Octopuses that Will Do You No ArmAbstract: As shown in Parker, Weiss, et al[1]; Franklin, Rodman[2]; and, Ribbit, Ribbit and Hopp[3], liver function values, many of which were found in a discarded nylon stocking, can be mapped against elapsed time measured in drams and plotted logarithmically to form a straight line with a slope of delta-G over the number of times […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 