Old Stuff: Pt One

[I’m kind of on vacation this week, so what I’m posting is some of my old stuff from before I had a site] Weapons! With the exception of “balm” and “areola”, is there a sweeter word in the English language? Maybe, but what incentive do I have to find out what they are? Your entertainment? […]

Notable Breeds of Cattle

Black Angus: Also called “The Aberdeen Angus”, or “Angus” or “The Eastern Striped Lemming”. These cattle were bred to survive the bleak Scottish winters and the slightly less bleak Scottish summers. Angus don’t have horns so they solve most disputes through arbitration. They were bred specifically to be processed into meat and eaten, which only […]

More Snippets

[These are from that Almanac I’m working on… terrifying in their implications!] “… We will all converge… here”, the commander pointed to a building on the map. One of the soldiers raised his hand, “So, where are we, now?” The commander pressed his forefinger down on a point two clicks South, “We are here” “Ouch!”, […]

Almanac: February 12

The Battle of Herrings was fought on this day in 1429… the medieval conflict with the HILARIOUS name. Supplies were being delivered to the English soldiers that were besieging the walled city of Orleans; but, they were intercepted en route at Rouvray, a settlement with the distinction of being the hardest town for Koreans to […]

The Worst Gifts I’ve Ever Gotten

[Sorry. But, the only other thing I have is something on Bismuth] A birthday cake made out of asbestos powder and cherry frosting. ☺ Comic book seconds: The heroes were all out of shape and unlikable. GenericMan fired a ray that stopped his opponents. What kind of ray? What ever kind you want. ☺ A […]