Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You accidentally poke your toothbrush into your eye. ♣ You find the prize that was in your cereal box, partially chewed, partially unwrapped and in your stool. ♣ On your way to work, the radio station you always listen to changes format from rock and roll to an all haunted house sound effects station. ♣ […]
Read More How You Know it’s Going to be a Bad DayYou are a man who has almost everything and you’d like to add hepatitis to that. ◙ When you want to get over the stupid choice you made marrying your ex by permanently adding the Chinese symbol for “gravel” to the small of your back. ◙ When you need to distract your immune system while […]
Read More When are Tattoos a Good Thing?A concussion is a mild form of traumatic brain injury and the only time you’ll be able to describe something as both “mild” and “traumatic”. ♣ Symptoms of a concussion are pain, loss of consciousness, change in sleep patterns and depression. Because concussions can also be asymptomatic, you should always assume you have a concussion. […]
Read More I Need these Facts on Concussions Like I Need a Hole in the HeadKoreans believe that, if you wash your hair, you wash the luck from your body. If this were true, and I’m revealing a lot about my personal hygiene, I would’ve already won three consecutive lotteries and I’d be dating Jessica Alba. ☺ People from India believe that if you spill some milk at a housewarming […]
Read More You are Fortunate to Find this Piece on Good LuckYou’re sitting a home, reading a book or watching Andy Griffith or something, and you hear a scream coming from outside. If you know what to do and WHEN to do it… well, you’re a better man than I am… But, if you hear a scream: Check for an opera house next door. Ninety percent […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 