Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Something might’ve gone wrong with his jet-pack… ☺ I over-inflated him. ☺ He got into the pork chop-flavored alka-seltzer that I keep in the medicine cabinet. ☺ I suspect that the animal I trained and nurtured might’ve been a propane tank. That would explain why he hissed instead of barked. ☺ I pulled his pin. […]
Read More Possible Reasons My Dog ExplodedA lot of things are somewhat endearing; but, a trained bear will dance his way into your heart… although they prefer to use their teeth and claws to get at that particular organ. There is something about watching a small, toothless malnourished bear shift from foot to foot like a teenager buying condoms at a […]
Read More The Ursine Rhythm of the Dancing BearThe redback spider or, Latrodectus hasselti, ranges through Australia; moreover, it has managed to spread to New Zealand, Japan, the United Arab Emirates and Belgium. They don’t expect it to flourish in Belgium because the redback spider will not eat french fries with mayonnaise. ☼ A redback spider bite is very painful. So, if you […]
Read More Some biting facts about redback spidersOur love grew more each day. Each business day… then, at midnight Friday, our love dropped sharply off until midnight Sunday. I remember one Sunday morning waking up to find that she’d tattooed two eyes on my forehead. This drove my dog crazy because she didn’t know where to look when I talked to her. […]
Read More Love and Ann[Deb made this request… blame her!] The venom of a blue-ringed octopus can paralyze an adult human in just a couple of minutes. So, if you have doubts about your humanity or age, get bitten by a blue-ringed octopus and see what happens. ☼ An octopus will grab a coconut shell and set it up […]
Read More Facts about Octopuses that Will Do You No Arm
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 