Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You can’t live inside walls, under sinks, or get inside a dumpster… You have an innate need to cross six-lane highways. An apex-predator has been introduced into your ecosystem and, besides eating apexes, it also eats everything that you eat plus you and your friends. A real estate agent says, “And, this is where the […]
Read More How to Tell if Your Species is About to Become ExtinctWest African Black Rhinoceros: This creature went extinct a couple of decades ago due to it being poached for its horn. The horn, when powdered, is supposed to have amazing sexual recuperative powers. I will miss them because I am down to two doses and the holidays are coming up. Pencil Sharpeners: No matter how […]
Read More Still More Stuff I MissIf a penguin joins a convent, you can’t tell if it is wearing a habit or walking around naked like some kind of pervert. Male penguins, nesting at the South Pole, incubate eggs. This is a good thing, because if they did it in a populated area, females of other species might get ideas. Penguins […]
Read More Some Semi-Formal Facts about PenguinsHow large are locust swarms? The locust swarms can be up to eighty million locusts in number. To get an idea how large a swarm that is, imagine a single locust; then, imagine eighty million times that. Ṑ How fast can locust swarms move? With a good wind, about twelve mph. If the wind is […]
Read More A Swarm of Locust FAQsI didn’t have anything ready for today, so here’s one I did many years ago before I had a website. If you have a beef about it, it’s with old Charlie, not the new Charlie, who is ironically, the older Charlie… The Sapid Deception of the Tiger Oscar
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 