A Snowy Owl is the Worst Kind of Fowl

[This one was written years ago. I hope you like it or that it at least doesn’t enrage you] The Racine Complicity of the Snowy Owl

Is Salma Hayek a Werebear?

[In my effort to bring you hard hitting articles on conspiracies that hide just beneath the surface of our lives, I bring you this one: Does Salma Hayek turn into a brown bear when the moon is full? Truth is stranger than fiction] Salma Hayek is five foot two; but, when she stands on her […]

What I’ve Learned Watching Six Weeks of Animal Documentaries

[Lately, due to a mix of government furlough, flu and good old fashioned chronic depression, I’ve been watching a LOT of animal programs on the television. I’ve learned much and now it is time to share that knowledge with you] I was watching Australia’s Most Dangerous Animals to see which Australian animals are the most […]

Oh Yeah, It’s Hummingbirds All the Way Down

I was reading Lismore Paper recently… she has many beautiful illustrations, by the way… and I saw an image of a hummingbird. I thought I’d published my essay on hummingbirds already but, as it was when I was married, I was WRONG. So… The Zestful Whimsy of the Hummingbird

Make No Mistake, there are Uses for a Snake

[Thanks again to Deb Whittam for the idea] A snake can be used to unstop a kitchen drain should it be clogged with mice or birds. You can use a snake as an alibi. Certainly, it won’t hold the weight of the testimony of a human being; but, no one is going to spend a […]