Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Tell your children using LSD can result in a “bad trip”. A bad trip is rife with anxiety, terrifying thoughts and feeling a wide range of emotions all at the same time. Still, it’s not as bad as the trip the family took to Utah. ♦ You can build up a tolerance to LSD very […]
Read More What to Tell Your Kids about LSDParse, The Grammar Clown! ◙ Akira Kurasawa’s Ran. ◙ Math coloring books. ◙ Three hours of flossing videos. ◙ Rex, the sock-puppet woodpecker who says things in a very roundabout way and only speaks German. ◙ Have them do your federal taxes. ◙ Extended readings from Proust’s Rememberance of Things Past. ◙ Have each child […]
Read More Worst Ways to Entertain a Roomful of Toddlers on a Rainy Afternoon[Sorry. I’m working on some longer pieces, this week…] When assembling bookcases and other furniture, send the family away for the weekend… unless you want your children to learn how to swear. ♥ Nothing enchants a two-year-old like the sound of pages being torn out of my favorite book. ♥ If your spouse is in […]
Read More What I Learned from 20 Years of MarriageConsidering the intensity of labor pains, being at the birth of my child violates my number one rule: Never be with your wife when she has carte blanche to tell you exactly what she thinks of you. ◙ The sound of the episiotomy made my skin crawl. When I think about it, I cross my […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 