Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
My friends. Let me wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. It has been great interacting with my regulars in the comments section. I look forward to another year of reading your posts and you tolerating mine. I want an unsigned first edition of the Declaration of Independence. Ѳ I want a […]
Read More What Else I Want for ChristmasA textbook on American Sign Language written in braille. ◙ Roll-off deodorant because sometimes I change my mind and want to get sweaty and stink. ◙ A zombie-dog like from Pet Semetary so, if I needed to board the dog while on vacation, I could just leave at a kill-shelter and, by the time they […]
Read More The Gifts I Really Wanted for Christmas[It’s been great writing for you folks, this year. I want to wish all of you Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. I might post some next week but, in case I don’t, Happy New Year as well] A great gift for a boy is a baseball glove; but, if you give one as a gift, […]
Read More Thoughts on ChristmasWhat I Want for Christmas You’ve heard of that box with the button on it that, when you press it, someone you don’t know dies and you get a million dollars? Well, I want that; then, I’d go out and meet EVERYONE IN THE WORLD EXCEPT TUCKER CARLSON… and then press the button. I want […]
Read More Ich Will: Christmas EditionPut your tree up early to a avoid last minute rush; in fact, I just keep mine up from the previous year. If you cook up a nice goose and a Christmas pudding to simulate a Victorian Christmas, be prepared for people to complain about the goose and later to complain about the pudding. They […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 