Thoughts on Shoplifting I Picked Up Somewhere
Steal only cleanser and headcheese so, if you do get caught, you’ve got a jump on that whole insanity defense… ֎ Claim that you intended to pay for the item but you forgot about it after you stuffed it down your shirt and under your arm. ֎ Admit the items found on your person were […]
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