Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I am disappointed. It’s a vague general disappointment, like when you watch a Youtube video of a bullmastiff playing with a kitten and the kitten doesn’t get eaten…. or when you find out all the colors on candy corn taste exactly the same. I thought it might be a mid-life crisis but then I realized, […]
Read More A Disappointing EssayIf I had a time machine, I’d throw Donald Trump into it, spin the dial to the distant future and then he’d be the Morlocks’ problem… ☺ If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: I DON’T REPEAT MYSELF!!! ☺ All my life, I’ve had to fight and struggle to get everything […]
Read More Random Thoughts with Beer and BratsI’m depressed because life is just a bleak emptiness with occasional intervals of bowling. ☺ In billions of years, our Sun will swell up and burn the Earth to an ash and I won’t be around to see how Donald Trump tries to make money off of it. ☺ I get depressed when I realize […]
Read More Thoughts that Depress Me[Sorry friends. Massive attack of depression. All right now] Your energy level won’t power a potato clock. You find yourself turning more and more to “comfort foods”, which, in my case, is baby formula blended with three Milky Way bars. You find yourself reevaluating your life-choices; like your decision to sit in your recliner for […]
Read More How to Tell if You are in the Depths of Depression and DespairIn every new Minecraft game, you don’t build anything or mine stuff. You just wander out into the water, ala A Star is Born, and drown over and over. You start calling your children by the same name because what’s the difference? You start listening to ska. You watch the Weather Channel all day […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 