Signs that You’ve Just Given Up

 

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In every new Minecraft game, you don’t build anything or mine stuff. You just wander out into the water, ala A Star is Born, and drown over and over.

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You start calling your children by the same name because what’s the difference?

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You start listening to ska.

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You watch the Weather Channel all day despite the fact that your cable provider canceled it.

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You sleep until it’s time to go to bed.

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At work, your weekly progress report consists of two items: Getting physically to work and writing last week’s report.

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You switch from bacon and eggs every morning to dry dog food, eaten directly out of the bag.

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You throw caution to the wind using your power saw because you seldom use all ten fingers at the same time…

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You start listening to Enya.

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Your sexual fantasies are of you turning your computer on and opening a browser.

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Your conversations consist of someone talking to you and you repeating the last three words back to them.

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You throw up your hands in frustration and never let them down because who knows when you might need to surrender…

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You start a blog…

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