Signs that You’ve Just Given Up

 

In every new Minecraft game, you don’t build anything or mine stuff. You just wander out into the water, ala A Star is Born, and drown over and over.

You start calling your children by the same name because what’s the difference?

You start listening to ska.

You watch the Weather Channel all day despite the fact that your cable provider canceled it.

You sleep until it’s time to go to bed.

At work, your weekly progress report consists of two items: Getting physically to work and writing last week’s report.

You switch from bacon and eggs every morning to dry dog food, eaten directly out of the bag.

You throw caution to the wind using your power saw because you seldom use all ten fingers at the same time…

You start listening to Enya.

Your sexual fantasies are of you turning your computer on and opening a browser.

Your conversations consist of someone talking to you and you repeating the last three words back to them.

You throw up your hands in frustration and never let them down because who knows when you might need to surrender…

You start a blog…