If I had a time machine, I’d throw Donald Trump into it, spin the dial to the distant future and then he’d be the Morlocks’ problem…
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If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: I DON’T REPEAT MYSELF!!!
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All my life, I’ve had to fight and struggle to get everything I have… mostly because the original owners put up such a fight.
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When you are depressed enough to want to shoot yourself but too depressed to expend the effort of getting a gun, that is what psychologists call, “The Sweet Spot”…
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I came out as bisexual once but being rejected by two genders turned out to be pretty soul-crushing.
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A penny costs two cents to make so a profitable business would be making and selling pennies… as long as you aren’t paid in pennies.
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Suicide is never the answer… unless the question is, “What will make all of my problems magically go away?”
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The Bible says, “If thine right eye offend thee pluck it out”. So, when my right eye made some cutting remark about how I dressed, I yanked it out of its socket. Then, it turns out my right eye was talking about SOMEONE ELSE. Should I put the eye in some ice or is it just a lost cause?
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My children call me a “fraud” partly because they have an innate need to rebel against their parents and partly because I sold them that swampland in Florida.
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Sister Anne worked at the convent for sixty years and was by all accounts a fine woman and I regret tackling her.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
It sounds like you need a Tassie Devil to alleviate your self esteem issue C
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Do they make good pets, Deb?
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I suspect not, We’re going to breed seahorses
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As pets or as food?
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I’d watch a Morlock/Trump rumble.
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Creatures instinctively flee cannibalistic monsters so the Morlocks might actually run away…
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And who could blame them.
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Handing Trump over to the Morlocks would be a terrible disservice to the Morlocks
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I try not to mix beer and brats. It makes me spank the brats.
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And, letting them try your beer doesn’t make them any less bratty…
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I know, I KNOW! (Doesn’t make me any less so, either, I found) 😆
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If I had a time machine, I’d send Trump back to his birth date to find his humanity….or, failing that, to choke on that silver spoon he was born with.
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