Why I Had a Tiger Prepare My Taxes

Tigers are solitary creatures so it is unlikely he’ll be sharing my personal information with any of his friends. ♠ Human tax preparation can charge as much as three hundred dollars; whereas, a tiger can be paid in goat carcasses. ♠ No matter how poorly a human prepares your taxes, it is illegal to shoot […]

Some Free-Market Thoughts on Capitalism

Capitalism is a free market-run society where the core of the economy, the stock market, consists of idiots in suits trying to scream over one another on a crowded floor. Much of their work is being outsourced to computers but computers can’t scream that loudly… How do you keep billionaires from taking over the democracy […]

Financial Terms You Should Learn

Interest: Something your bank does not have in regards to your patronage or satisfaction. Asset: Stuff you have that banks and billionaires think is rightfully theirs. Futures: Basically off-track-betting that a particular commodity will be partially destroyed by frost or locusts and therefore become more valuable. Cash Flow: How much drug money a particular […]