Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You won’t have to put a new name on the mailbox after marriage. ♠ Your children can call their mother by the seldom used term, “Auntie Mom”. ♠ Thanks to sibling rivalry, when you fight as a married couple, you will already have some great insults saved up. ♠ If you marry your sibling and […]
Read More Why You Should Marry Your SiblingNever do a handstand in a cow pasture. ֍ If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is, but take it anyway; because, WHAT IF IT’S TRUE??? ֍ Always come in first. If you can’t do that, destroying the bicycle of the kid who DID come in first is just as good. […]
Read More Advice I Gave to my Sons[Sorry. I’m working on some longer pieces, this week…] When assembling bookcases and other furniture, send the family away for the weekend… unless you want your children to learn how to swear. ♥ Nothing enchants a two-year-old like the sound of pages being torn out of my favorite book. ♥ If your spouse is in […]
Read More What I Learned from 20 Years of MarriageI was born in the house my father built… Every board was nailed in with his own hand. Every roofing tile was lovingly stolen from the construction site next door. Every wire was stripped from an old appliance and spliced together with newspaper and maple syrup. My father, in a space of eleven short years, […]
Read More home is where you hang your head[Don’t blame me. Deb and Robyn made me do this one] I’m not sorry I finally screwed up the courage to tell your wealthy aunt what I thought of her. I AM sorry she was on the toilet when I did it… ♥ I’m not sorry I gave you my honest opinion of your latest […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 