A Random Thought is Often Sought

Frozen solid and hit with a hammer, he died a broken man… If you have an harmonica, you are never truly alone… until you start playing it… Do what you like to me; but, I won’t put up with ANYONE hurting my children unless they have a fairly reasonable explanation for doing so… Brevity is […]

New Years Resolutions

I resolve to think before I act. Well, actually I haven’t resolved to do that yet, but I’m considering it. I resolve to take the CPR dummy I keep in my closet out for a night on the town. Imagine the look on her face! I resolve to give the people in my life the […]

Ich Will: Christmas Edition

What I Want for Christmas You’ve heard of that box with the button on it that, when you press it, someone you don’t know dies and you get a million dollars? Well, I want that; then, I’d go out and meet EVERYONE IN THE WORLD EXCEPT TUCKER CARLSON… and then press the button. I want […]

I Fire Off Some Gun Safety Tips

Treat every gun as if it is a loaded one… unless you are pretty sure it is not, or you want to scare your cousin. They say, the secret of gun safety is a gun’s safety. You might think that would be easy to remember, but, when you actually need that information and remember this, […]

Why I Bit the Salesman at the Computer Store

The girl at the coffee shop moved too quickly for me to bite her. I get crazy mad because I don’t know what “the cloud” is. I was under the delusion that I was a zombie. Turned out I was just not getting enough sun. I thought biting was an acceptable form of currency. I […]