I resolve to think before I act. Well, actually I haven’t resolved to do that yet, but I’m considering it.
I resolve to take the CPR dummy I keep in my closet out for a night on the town. Imagine the look on her face!
I resolve to give the people in my life the respect that they deserve which should give me a lot more alone time.
I resolve to eat less meat and chocolate and more of whatever foods are not those two things…
I resolve to live each day as if it were my last, drinking heavily and making funeral arrangements.
I resolve to stop stealing from my mom’s medicine cabinet and instead do the research and go to my doctor with fake symptoms like an adult.
I resolve to stop asking people who are missing a limb how their pit bull is doing.
I resolve to learn a different language so I can tell my neighbors, in their own tongue, that they are dirty and need to leave my country.
I resolve to give my mathematical concepts class a hundred and ten percent of my efforts.
I resolve to floss every single day that I wouldn’t mind my gums bleeding a lot.
I resolve to stop relying on taxi cabs or ubers when I need to travel from my bedroom to my living room.
I resolve to never divulge that my Super PAC is really PAC Kent, reporter for the Daily Planet…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
You’re back. My life has just improved a 129.35%
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I hope I’m responsible for 29.35% of that. How are you doing, Deb?
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I finished my book and I’m sending it to my mum to read, which will scare her witless and tomorrow I have a job interview. So I’m good, Australia on the other hand is shite. So many lives lost, bushfires everywhere. It’s a disaster.
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I’ve heard about the fires. I hope you are staying safe. Maybe it would be a good time to take your camera and document what is going on… while staying a safe distance away, of course…
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My cousin posted a video today of everyone queuing to get food from the supermarket. There was smoke all around them in the distance.
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Great post! I hate news years resolutions, always have. Perfect for some people, but just not for me…
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It’s about time you gave that CPR dummy a night on the town … after all she’s done for you.
(And I don’t want to hear about that part. Really, I don’t!)
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You’ve gotta love that short blonde cheap-doll-like hair on those things…
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I resolved to not make any resolutions for this year, which in a way was making a resolution, so I’m confused now.
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Try resolving not to keep any resolutions and see if that works…
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I haven’t been able to write (it’s been so crazy here) but I have kept up with reading my favorite blogs. I missed my morning smile 🙂 Glad you’re back!
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I’m glad to be back, Robyn. I’m hoping to read something from you soon…
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Me too!
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Well then, I resolve to not resolve. 😉🎊🎈🎊
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I admire you. I wouldn’t have the resolve to do that…
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Well, at least none of your resolutions will make the gym unbearably crowded for the first two weeks of the year like the other unrealistic ones do.
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I never resolve to exercise because I’d like at least a fighting chance of keeping my resolution…
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Great post! I found out a while ago that the best way not to fail on my New Year Resolutions is not to make any! I have written an article recently about this titled ‘Why New Year Resolutions are Doomed to Fail’ – ,’https://authorjoannereed.net/new-years-resolutions/ – Feel free to check it out!
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Confucius AND Carl Jung? How could I not like it?
Thanks!
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🤗🙏
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