Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Polls show that Vermont is the least religious state in the union. The most religious state is Mississippi due to the huge number of its citizens who are praying for a way to get out of Mississippi. ♥ Vermont was the first state to give women “partial voting rights”. Partial suffrage gave women the right […]
Read More Sticky Maple-Scented Facts about VermontWhat is your favorite sleeping position? Lying down. ♣ Do you have any pet peeves? No, but I’ve noticed that feral peeves keep getting into my trash cans. ♣ If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Steak stuffed with shrimp served on an apricot danish. […]
Read More Getting to Know MeI dream in color, which is a waste because I mostly dream about penguins, zebras or nuns. ֎ Before I go to sleep, I read a few pages in a German dictionary; that way, when I have nightmares, they are in German so I don’t know what’s going on. ֎ I don’t believe much in […]
Read More Perchance to DreamIn dark times such as these, we need a hero… a savior… a man with CRAB CLAWS FOR HANDS. ֍ It would be nice to see the word “carapace” in newspapers again… actually, it would just be nice to see newspapers again. ֍ Maryland needs a super hero to call their own besides John Waters… […]
Read More Why We Need Crabman® More than EverFull Contact Karate: Well… full-contact anything, for that matter. I tried this and found out that, even though the audience can’t hear that kick reverberate through my head, it’s an experience that I’ll never forget… although, if I’d been kicked a little harder I might have… ֍ Drinking Contests: Alcohol is a drug that you […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 