Getting to Know Me

GETTING TO KNOW YOU – 7th House on the Left

What is your favorite sleeping position? Lying down.

Do you have any pet peeves? No, but I’ve noticed that feral peeves keep getting into my trash cans.

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Steak stuffed with shrimp served on an apricot danish.

What was the last thing you read? The word “else”…

What song always gets you to the dance floor? Taps.

If you could have any pet, what would it be? A giant otter with a clock in his belly.

How would your ten year old self react to what you are now? My ten year old self would see what I’ve become, throw himself off a cliff and, if he lived, crawl up the cliff-face and try again.

Do you have a “five year plan”? No, but I’ve got four more years to develop one.

What is your motto? “You’ll never take me alive, coppers!”

If you could just snap your fingers and make the world a better place, how would you do it? Poorly.

Have you ever lost a friend? Yes, in the dryer. Found him in the lint basket with two of my socks.

How do you define “beauty”? Differently, depending up which woman asked me.

If you could time travel, to when would you go? To the 1950s for a sirloin steak. If I had time, I’d visit Jane Mansfield and warn her about her driving.

What is your idea of the perfect date? An intellectual discussion of philosophical movements followed by verbal abuse and a forced tattooing…

If you found out today was your last day on Earth, what would you do? Find the person responsible and kill them…

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