Why We Need Crabman® More than Ever

giant-crab-man - Fish With Attitude by Mike Quinn

In dark times such as these, we need a hero… a savior… a man with CRAB CLAWS FOR HANDS.

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It would be nice to see the word “carapace” in newspapers again… actually, it would just be nice to see newspapers again.

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Maryland needs a super hero to call their own besides John Waters…

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His popularity might re-ignite the fad of scuttling.

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I think we are ALL curious as to what his crab-ray might look like and how it might be used.

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If he is ever killed by the forces of evil, we can enjoy his corpse with some lemon and melted butter.

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The Crab Signal is just gathering dust in the storeroom by Commissioner Borden’s office.

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Batman has gotten too moody for my tastes.

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It will give billionaire playboy Kris Station something to do at night.

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Crabman is comfortable on both land and sea, so he’s like Batman crossed with Aquaman but, WITH EYESTALKS!

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