In dark times such as these, we need a hero… a savior… a man with CRAB CLAWS FOR HANDS.
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It would be nice to see the word “carapace” in newspapers again… actually, it would just be nice to see newspapers again.
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Maryland needs a super hero to call their own besides John Waters…
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His popularity might re-ignite the fad of scuttling.
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I think we are ALL curious as to what his crab-ray might look like and how it might be used.
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If he is ever killed by the forces of evil, we can enjoy his corpse with some lemon and melted butter.
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The Crab Signal is just gathering dust in the storeroom by Commissioner Borden’s office.
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Batman has gotten too moody for my tastes.
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It will give billionaire playboy Kris Station something to do at night.
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Crabman is comfortable on both land and sea, so he’s like Batman crossed with Aquaman but, WITH EYESTALKS!
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While I find that statue a bit disturbing, I’m totally behind a crab superhero. Behind him with a pot of boiling water and some shell crackers that is.
Yum!
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You Maine people are all alike…
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And his arch nemesis is Princess Kitty Kitty, who will eat his clawed hands while purring ferociously 🐈
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I can think of nothing more horrifying…
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Eyestalks and scuttling? He sounds like my kind of hero!
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Not the hero we need… but the hero we want…
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I see the potential of a new NFL logo.
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Sure beats “Ravens”…
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Kind of superhero or super scientist we need
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