Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
During the Middle Ages, tallow, or beef fat, was used to make candles. Better than light bulbs because light bulbs don’t smell like steak. ҈ Candles have been used as clocks by inserting objects in the wax that fall when candles melt down to a certain point. They also make great alarm clocks if you […]
Read More You May not Tallow these Candle FactsThe most iconic bell in the United States is the Liberty Bell, known for its long crack. The urban myth was that the bell cracked when being rung over and over to celebrate our independence from England; however, the bell actually cracked on its test ringing due to faulty workmanship… another United States icon… The […]
Read More Bells Take their TollMonitor lizards stand on their hind legs to look out for predators. Herpetologists agree that this is why, of all reptiles, the monitor lizard is the best at basketball. ♥ Most monitor lizards have a poisonous saliva developed from generations of eating Thai food. ♥ Monitor lizards are excellent swimmers but they are only mediocre […]
Read More Cold-Blooded Facts about Monitor LizardsYou startled me while I was making French toast. ☺ Your eyeballs looked kind of bland. ☺ From certain angles, you look like raisin bread. ☺ I wanted to give you the greatest gift of all: The gift… of blindness. ☺ I hear that, if you lose one sense, the others become stronger and I […]
Read More Why I Threw Cinnamon in Your EyesAsk anyone what their favorite flammable rock is and most will answer, “Coal”, although some will certainly answer, “French fries” because they didn’t hear you clearly. Coal was first postulated by cave men who wondered, “What can I find to burn?” Little did they know that coal had been created millions of years ago during […]
Read More Coal: A Burning Rant
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 