Ask a Bio-Engineered [blah blah blah] Dog

Dear Bio-Engineered, Genetically-Modified Super-Intelligent Dog, I know that my husband hasn’t paid his income taxes in years. If I turn him in, I hear that the IRS will give me a portion of the money they recover. This money would be very helpful in paying some of our bills and getting our life on track. […]

My Mystery, Cha Eight

Partridge stretched, “I greatly fear we have missed our luncheon. Shall we find food and lodging for the night?” Kossov got up, “Do you think the murderer is anyone from the staff?” “I doubt it. None of them seem that clever. Plus, all the jury knives were stolen” “So, we’ll have to move on to […]

How to Tell if You are a Covid 19 Super-Spreader

A dozen people from your last mask-less get-together went to the hospital and it had nothing to do with the salmon mousse. Your Secret Service code name is “The Plague Rat”. Suicidal teenagers run up to you and lick your forehead. Masks you give out at your events aren’t compliant with CDC guidelines and are […]

My Mystery, Cha Seven

Partridge asked for the chambermaid, next; and, while the two were waiting, Kossov asked, “So, do you think it was the cook?” “I briefly considered that his monkey might’ve scraped the caramel off the flan while he committed the murder; but, having seen that flan, I noticed no more than the usual amount of monkey […]

The Perks of having a Pet Tapeworm

If I we get into an argument and I call it a “parasite”, I’ll be technically correct… the best KIND of correct. Since it lives in my stomach, I don’t need a litter box. Although, if I reflect on that fact too much, I get nauseous… I didn’t even have to BUY my pet tapeworm. […]