Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
A redhead spends more on sun block than a coke addict spends on cocaine. A red-headed cocaine addict should be avoided at all costs. Redheads do not go gray… they don’t even age. They just live until they succumb to dermatitis or they suffocate under the weight of their own freckles… The ancient Greeks believed […]
Read More What’s Wrong with Redheads?First, when you use the word “daughter” to describe your offspring, you are assigning gender roles. Tread carefully. Talk to your daughter about the teacher. Explain concepts that she may be unfamiliar with, such as sexism and what an “asshole” is. Misogyny might just be an indicator of early onset dementia or late onset immaturity… […]
Read More Is Your Daughter’s Teacher a Misogynist?After eating a mint, you can’t drink water for half an hour because the taste is so strong… You can’t drink orange juice for a week. A mint-julip is pretty disgusting. I refuse to consume anything with torn damp vegetation at the bottom… same reason I don’t eat at the salad bar of my local […]
Read More I Hate Mint!!!My superfluous and corrugated vocabulary. My ability to influence people with weak minds to do my bidding. But please, continue reading… My belly makes a great island for when I play boats in the bathtub. My naval is a volcanic lake, in case you were wondering. I always know the right thing to have theoretically […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 