A redhead spends more on sun block than a coke addict spends on cocaine. A red-headed cocaine addict should be avoided at all costs.
Redheads do not go gray… they don’t even age. They just live until they succumb to dermatitis or they suffocate under the weight of their own freckles…
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads were vampires. Now we realize that, if redheads DID drink human blood, they wouldn’t look so damned anemic all the time…
Two percent of the world’s population are redheads… and most of those are orangutans…
Redheads are more likely to be left-handed, which forces those living with them to buy left-handed versions of all their favorite novelty coffee mugs.
Bees are more likely to attack redheads than people with other hair colors. Scientists have concluded that this is due to their hair color’s resemblance to that of pollinating flowers and the possibility that the bees are doing God’s work by ridding the world of anemic vampires.
Redheads have a higher pain threshold, which explains why so many of them can live in Scotland without complaining.
A study published in the British Journal of Cancer suggests that red-headed men are fifty percent less likely to develop prostate cancer. This is due to the fact that red-headed men are fifty percent less likely to have prostates…
During the Middle Ages, a child born with red hair was considered the result of conception during menstruation. Oh course, modern science has shown us that the birth of a red-headed child has nothing to do with menstruation and everything to do with the mother making a pact with Satan.
In ancient Egypt, redheads were buried alive as sacrifices to Osiris. The redheads, reportedly, were happy for the chance to get out of direct sunlight.
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So given as these fun facts why did Cindy Lauper dye her hair red then? Hmmmm?
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She was an Egyptian anemic vampire…
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With a Brooklyn accent 😕
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I saw her in concert in Dallas. Her voice is amazing…
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I have one of her albums, she can certainly sing
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The sound equipment couldn’t handle her high notes…
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With today’s musical “engineering,” they can fix all those lows and highs. …and everything else, too.
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I’m not surprised
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Very educational – and funny 🙂 “The redheads, reportedly, were happy for the chance to get out of direct sunlight.”
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I like to work off of fact-lists, Robyn and then embellish…
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So are you a red head?… we need more info lol it looks a bit “unfinished” 😂
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I was born three months premature and had red hair. But, it has since turned brown.
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But u r red head in ur heart? :))
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Heavens no!
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The Scotland reference reminded me of Groundskeeper Willy from The Simpsons 😆😆
The Orangutans joke cracked me up!
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Me cousin’s a ginger. He wouldn’t take kindly to yer remark about prostates! You’d best keep a supply of garlic handy.
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If he tries anything, I’ll push him into direct sunlight and that will be it for him, then…
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I havent met a redhead yet, so I am not so sure about these facts
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Outside of their unfortunate affiliation with Satan, they are just like the rest of us…
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